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The precinct’s fluorescent lights hummed like an exhausted insect. Detective Mara Voss sat at the end of the squad bench, badge tucked into the waistband of her trousers, shirt half-unbuttoned from the interrogation earlier and a thin sheen of sweat on her temple. Across from her, Officer Janek Reyes loosened his tie, eyes still bright with adrenaline despite the long shift. Between them on an overturned file box lay a battered deck of playing cards and a scrap of paper with three words scrawled in a looping, sarcastic hand: rock, paper, scissors.
“Final round,” Mara said. Her voice was quiet but sharp; no one else in the room dared to laugh. This was how they settled bets after raids, after close calls—simple, stupid, and oddly pure. Strip Rock–Paper–Scissors had become an inside joke that never grew old: lose a round, shed something that didn’t belong to the badge. Tonight, after a twelve-hour sting that had left both of them smelling like smoke and cheap coffee, the stakes felt like relief.
Janek shook his head. “You cheat.”
Mara grinned. “I just read your tells.”
He tapped his nose. “That’s not fair. You blink twice when you lie.”
“It’s been a long night,” Mara said. “Make your choice.”
They squared off like kids on a stoop. Outside, the city breathed—sirens in the distance, the rumble of a delivery truck, a radio broadcasting every lost playlist at low volume. The squad room clock ticked past midnight. Each tick was a footstep toward surrender.
Rock. Paper. Scissors.
They moved.
Janek’s fingers punched rock while Mara’s shot out paper. Janek’s jaw went slack for a fraction of a second—the easy moment that used to mean nothing but now held the absurd gravity of forfeited layers. He tugged his jacket off and tossed it aside, the canvas brandishing a dozen faded patches and the smell of hard-won coffee. Mara folded her hands and let loose a theatrical bow. “See? Predictable.”
“You’re weird,” Janek muttered, though he allowed a crooked smile. He wiped his palms on his shirt and squared his shoulders. “Best two out of three?”
Mara arched a brow. “Fine.”
Round two started the same: fingers, focus, flinch. This time Janek threw scissors; Mara, rock. The scissors clattered to silence against Mara’s palm. He shrugged out of his shirt, the fabric sticking to his skin where cold night air had pricked sweat into gooseflesh. He left the top button undone—no badges, no pretense—just the plain imprint of a man who had run too many blocks and never learned to stop running.
“Okay, final,” Janek said. “No more jackets, no more shirts.”
Mara’s laugh was softer now—a small, human sound. “No lightsabers?”
“No lightsabers,” Janek agreed. He lunged forward in mock seriousness. “Winner gets the last coffee from the break room.”
They both knew the coffee was long gone. The game had never been about coffee.
Rock. Paper. Scissors.
Janek’s hand hovered, indecisive. Mara watched his fingers like she watched witnesses—searching for the small reveals: a thumb that twitched, a foot that tapped. Then she threw scissors. Janek threw rock.
He exhaled a breath that sounded like a laugh and a groan at once. “All right.” He reached down, bracing, the ritual strangely intimate in its ease: remove, accept, forgive. A leather belt clacked as he unbuckled it and eased it free. He set it on the box with solemn ceremony, as if laying down arms. Mara found herself standing straighter than she had all night.
The game had rendered them, for a few rounds, harmless teenagers and tired soldiers at once. The lights above cast long shadows that stretched like fingers across the linoleum. Someone in the bullpen coughed; a radio somewhere in the station played an 80s ballad on loop. Duty hummed in the bones of the building, a reminder that they would return to paperwork and patrol beats and the small cruelties of bureaucracy come morning. But for now, the precinct was a private island with only the two of them and the cardboard throne where Janek had set the belt.
They didn’t strip more—no need. The point wasn’t undressing. It was to shed the residue of adrenaline, to trade uniforms for jokes and to acknowledge the absurdity of the world they kept mending. They lingered in the quiet, sharing cigarette smoke outside the alley, exhaling together into the cold, watching the steam of their breath dissolve under the sodium lamps.
Janek nudged the belt with a toe. “We should put this back,” he said.
Mara shook her head. “Keep it. Trophy.” She reached out and ran her thumb along the leather where years had left glossy impressions. “So I remember you owed me a scarf.”
He laughed—short, real—then checked his phone like a man who’d been reminded of a promise. A text flashed: a photo from dispatch of evidence bags still waiting to be logged. The grin fell from his mouth.
“Back to it,” he said. “Tomorrow there’s a new kid on patrol. He’d probably fall asleep on a stakeout.”
Mara stubbed out her cigarette against the curb and stood. “Then don’t let him,” she said. “Teach him not to blink twice.” strip rockpaperscissors police edition fin
They walked back inside together, shoulders touching in a private pact, the belt slung over Janek’s hand like a banner. In the bullpen, the remaining officers lifted heads, registered the return, and let the rhythm of work pull them like tide. Paperwork awaited, dry and endless, but there was a different light in their steps now—a beat of private nonsense that softened the edge of their world.
At the doorway, Janek hesitated. “Promise me something?” he asked.
Mara cocked an eyebrow. “What?”
“If we ever have to play again, we go best of five.”
She smiled, tired and sharp. “Deal. But next time, I’m bringing a stopwatch.”
He grinned and they stepped back into the fluorescent wash, the precinct swallowing them like a harbor. Outside the station, dawn had not yet decided to come. Inside their pockets, they carried keys and a beat-up belt and a story that would be told in small, reverent ways: how two exhausted officers had chosen ridiculousness over despair, and how for one perfect, silly hour they had been simple and ridiculous and entirely themselves.
Fin.
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