Min Install: Loossers Ticket 202311171216

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loser() "$@" local exit_code=$?

if [ $exit_code -ne 0 ]; then
    local id="LOOS-$(date +%Y%m%d%H%M%S)-$RANDOM"
    echo "╔════════════════════════════════════════╗"
    echo "║         🎫 LOSER'S TICKET 🎫           ║"
    echo "╠════════════════════════════════════════╣"
    echo "║ ID: $id"
    echo "║ CMD: $*"
    echo "║ EXIT: $exit_code"
    echo "║ DATE: $(date)"
    echo "║ QUOTE: $(shuf -n1 <<< "Try again?

When a failure occurs, it prints an ASCII ticket to the terminal with:
loser min install --force
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if [ "$1" == "install" ]; then
echo "Installing Losers Ticket (5 min edition)..."
echo "alias loser='source $PWD/loser.sh && loser'" >> ~/.bashrc
cp "$0" /usr/local/bin/loser-ticket
chmod +x /usr/local/bin/loser-ticket
echo "✅ Done. Usage: loser <your failing command>"
else
# Export for use in current shell
export -f loser
fi
 loossers ticket 202311171216 min install

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