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Host: “Kitty Lea, 25/12/10 upd edition.
In 2010, you thought ‘sexting’ meant texting about six things you like.
Today, you think ‘cryptocurrency’ is money hidden in a Halloween candy bowl.
You once said your spirit animal is a ‘cat with a job.’
Your job? Roasting other people’s Netflix choices while yours is 73% Love Is Blind reaction videos.
You’re the only person who got a ‘World’s Okayest Sister’ mug as a threat.
But damn, Kitty — you make bad decisions fun to watch. And that’s why we keep you around. Now someone get this woman a drink before she roasts me back into 2010.”

“Here’s your Christmas roast: Santa saw you on the naughty list and said ‘nah, too much paperwork.’ Even Krampus took one look and went back to bed.”

In the lexicon of Peckham slang employed by Derek Trotter, there is no character named "Kitty Lea." However, the phonetics point toward two possibilities: get kitty lea a good roasting 25 12 10 upd

However, if we look at the context of a "good roasting," the most fitting connection to the 2010 special involves the central plot: Immigration and Deportation.

“Kitty Lea, your birthday is on Christmas. Translation: your parents got you a ‘two-for-one’ deal on presents and called it ‘efficient parenting.’ You’re not special — you’re a tax write-off with a party hat.” Host : “Kitty Lea, 25/12/10 upd edition

All roasts need a turn. After 10 minutes of mockery, say something like:

“But honestly, Kitty Lea — the fact that we’re doing an updated roast 15 years later means you’re still the person everyone wants to tease. You laughed first at your own mistakes. You showed up to every friend’s bad art show. And when 2010 Kitty thought nobody was watching, she was the one driving friends home at 2 AM. So here’s to you — the only woman I know who can be roasted for an hour and still offer everyone leftovers. Merry Christmas 2010, 2025, and always.” “Here’s your Christmas roast: Santa saw you on

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here 25/12/10 upd to finally give Kitty Lea the roasting she’s been asking for since she confused ‘roasting’ with ‘slow-cooking a chicken’ in 2010. Don’t worry, Kitty — this will hurt less than your obsession with Justin Bieber’s ‘U Smile’ on loop.”