Opening Scene:
Deadpool (Wade Wilson) sits on a couch in his apartment, eating chimichangas, watching Logan (2017) on a cracked TV. He fast-forwards to the death scene.
Deadpool (to camera): “Still hurts, folks. Like a papercut on my soul. Anyway, that’s why I’m fixing it.”
Suddenly, a glowing orange door opens. Two TVA minutemen step in, holding those retro-future time sticks.
Minuteman: “Wade Wilson, you are charged with timeline disruption. Specifically… existing.”
Deadpool kills them both in 8 seconds, grabs a TemPad, and accidentally zaps himself into the Void — a desert wasteland where erased characters go to die.
There, he finds a broken, grizzled, clawless Wolverine (Hugh Jackman, but wearing a stained wifebeater, drinking from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, sitting on a destroyed Honda Odyssey). deadpool wolverine 2024 webdl 1080p dualpar work
Wolverine: “Go away, bub.”
Deadpool: “Logan! You’re alive! And… unemployed-looking. We’ve got a multiverse to save.”
Wolverine: “I’m retired. Let me die.”
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When the Time Variance Authority erases every R-rated superhero movie from existence, Deadpool must drag a reluctant, beer-soaked Wolverine out of retirement to save the multiverse’s most gloriously violent timeline.
Deadpool and Wolverine return to the TVA. A variant of Owen Wilson’s Mobius thanks them. Opening Scene: Deadpool (Wade Wilson) sits on a
Mobius: “We’re reinstating your timeline. But you two are now a permanent multiversal pair. Any problem, any universe, any rating — you fix it.”
Wolverine: “I hate this.”
Deadpool: “He loves it. Also, stay after the credits for a scene where we watch Barbie and argue about existentialism.”
They walk through a time door into the sunset (which explodes).
They reach Cassandra Nova’s fortress — a twisted version of Xavier’s mansion, filled with TVA monitors showing deleted scenes from X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Deadpool covers his eyes). Deadpool (to camera): “Still hurts, folks
Final battle:
He screams: “YOU’RE JUST A DREAM OF A DREAM, CASSIE! THIS IS A WEB-DL 1080P DUALPAR WORK — YOU’RE NOT EVEN IN THE FINAL THEATRICAL CUT!”
She glitches and dissolves.
The success of this film hinges entirely on Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman.